Robert Mueller. Do you know him? A lot of people at the FBI know him, and they think he’s a righteous dude. Some call him a dangerous kid. Some call him the Sausage King of D.C. Whatever they call him, he did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed president leave his cheese out in the wind.
But this spring, Robert needs a break. He’s running a slight fever. There’s a tough interview with a suspect he’s trying to flip at 3. And his nightmares are stalked by a grinning Ty Cobb, twirling his mustache and saying “The President is very eager to talk.” So he’s gonna borrow Jim Comey’s dad’s Ferrari and do something bold. Something wet. Something wild. Because collusion moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Columbia Law Revue presents: Robert Mueller’s Day Off. One man’s struggle to get impeachy. The show will take place on March 29th and 31st. Doors open at 8 pm and the show begins at 8:30 pm. Tickets can be purchased in the JG Lobby--outside JG 104--or online.